Beer is good. Beer at a Phillies game at Citizens Bank Park is even better (Albeit expensive).
And if you're not a huge fan of the guy with the dreads or the other guy with the eye patch and parrot on his shoulder coming to your seat to deliver you a Miller Lite, don't fret. Just take a walk. CBP has a tremendous selection of craft brews, one of which is certain to be agreeable to you.
But say you know what you like, you want something specific like a Dogfish Head 60 Minute or something from Oskar Blues or maybe a nice crisp Victory Headwaters Pale Ale. Where can you find that specific beer?
You're in luck. A beer snob friend of mine just sent along this super handy Google Doc that breaks down every beer stand at Citizens Bank Park by Level/section/Draft/Bottles/Cans/Booze.
Basically it's a treasure map for the nectar of the gods. Sadly, my partial season ticket plan seats aren't real close to any of the hot spots. But the new "Irish Pub" in 102 isn't too far away.
Remember kids, be responsible.
Update: The spreadsheet was compiled and is maintained by the folks from a food blog Chocolate Covered Memories. Nice work, fellas.
Photos by Laura Swartz and Dave Cooksey