From The Onion:
“The D battery is as synonymous with Philadelphia sports as intoxicated
fistfights, cheering for a severely injured player, or intentionally
vomiting on a child,” said Philadelphia sportswriter Ray Didinger,
adding that the Hall of Fame plans to install an interactive exhibit
that allows children to throw batteries at life-size cutouts of rival
Ray Diddy getting the Onion treatment is an honor. And how awesome does that exhibit sound? They should install that in Ashburn Alley.
>>D Battery Elected to Philadelphia Sports Hall of Fame [Onion]