Lenny Dykstra, who is currently being held in the Los Angeles County Jail, pleaded not guilty to a slew of charges in court yesterday where a judge declared the former baseball player indigent.
From the Associated Press:
When U.S. Magistrate Judge John McDermott asked Dykstra if he understood
the charges, the ex-big leaguer gave an incoherent response.
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"I don't understand it, but I understand them," said Dykstra, who appeared dazed.
They also say the Dude could face a maximum of 80 years in prison for the long list of 25 charges he faces.
Oh, and this: "Police who arrested Dykstra last month said they found cocaine, Ecstasy
and the synthetic human growth hormone Somatropin at his San Fernando
Valley home."
Recreational drug use, I could see Lenny being into, but what on earth would Dykstra be doing with a human growth hormone?