Inside the Standings: Sky Is Falling Edition

Inside the Standings: Sky Is Falling Edition

At first glance, this edition of Inside the Standings isn't so very different from two weeks ago. The Phillies were five games back of first place in the NL East on April 27; today they are only half a game further out. There have been a few changes since then -- most notably they've fallen to four games under .500, and are all alone in the cellar -- but the song remains the same.

This is not an overwhelming lead, not when there are 130 shows remaining.

Yet it's difficult to ignore the vibe, which has become increasingly negative. Of course, the manner in which the Phils were swept by the Mets has a lot to do with it. That was ugly, but those three losses are all it took to ratchet up the distress. Speech that began as murmurs and hushed warnings that maybe this isn't our season is slipping into talk of the sky falling. I think Beerleaguer summed up this change in public opinion the best.

Succint. Demonstrative. Valid?

If there's any silver lining at all right now, it's the upcoming slate gives the Phillies a chance to crawl back into contention. Beginning tonight, they face four consecutive opponents who are below .500 as well, each with a ways to go before getting their heads above water as well. If the Fightins can't get a rally going over the next week and a half of baseball, they might have big problems on their hands, as they are on a collission course with every first place team in the National League.

vs. Padres (11-21)

You would think welcoming a fellow last place team and owners of the worst record in the National League to CBP might be just what the doctor ordered, but the Phillies only managed a split in four dates with the Padres a few weeks back. Starting pitchers Cory Luebke and Anthony Bass stifled the Fightins in the latter half of the set, and along with Edinson Volquez, they're actually forming a half decent staff out there.

The Phils avoid Luebke and Bass this time around, but not Volquez, who they missed when they were out west. With Worley, Halladay, and Hamels going, maybe it won't matter. Even the Major League's worst bullpen should be able to handle the NL's second least productive offense.

vs. Astros (14-17)

They follow with a pair of those wonky two-game series against a pair of down-on-their luck clubs from the Central division. Houston went on a little tear recently, winning five straight, including a sweep over the Mets (ahem). They're back to their usual routine however, losing three of their last four games.

The rotation has been the Astros' undoing, ranking 13th in the NL in starting pitcher ERA. They can do a surprising amount of damage on the scoreboard though. They're a scrappy bunch that's led in many categories by 22-year-old Jose Altuve. The second baseman is batting .333 (1st) with 19 runs (2nd), 12 extra-base hits (1st), 5 steals (2nd), and an .869 OPS (1st).

@ Cubs (13-18)

Like the Padres, there's nothing particularly uplifting about seeing the Cubs again, whom the Phillies also split with. Offensively, Chicago is only marginally better than San Diego, and it should be back to Worley-Halladay for the two gamer. They're actually playing pretty good ball over the last three weeks or so. The Cubs are 10-7 since jumping out to a disastrous 3-11 start.

vs. Red Sox (12-19)

Boston, surprisingly, has one of the worst records in baseball, and are losers in nine of their last 11. With names like Dustin Pedroia, Adrian Gonzalez, and David Ortiz, their lineup is still one of the most feared, ranking second in the American League in runs scored. Obviously they are getting little help from their pitching staff.

The Sawx have the second-worst ERA in baseball, a whopping 5.29, and their starters have an outrageous 6.01 -- to put that number in perspective, it's far worse than the Phillies' relievers at 5.59. The lowest ERA on the staff belongs to Jon Lester at 4.29. Josh Beckett has a 5.97. Clay Buchholz has a 9.09. Those numbers should eventually settle down some, but they have a lot of work to do before they get to anything close to resembling normal.

On Deck: vs. Washington (19-12), @ St. Louis (20-11), @ NY Mets (18-13), vs. Miami (16-15), vs. LA Dodgers (20-11)

Andrew Bynum’s new hairdo will haunt your dreams

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The Associated Press

Andrew Bynum’s new hairdo will haunt your dreams

Of all the questionable decisions in Andrew Bynum’s career, this might just take the cake as the worst. No, it definitely does. 

Just look at that hair. What was he thinking? Was he even thinking at all?  

Bynum, who is no stranger to bad — I mean really bad — hair, looks to be enjoying his retirement. But let’s dig a bit deeper. Put on your polarized sunglasses and look past that bright yellow hair, because there is much more going on in this picture.

Forget his time as a member of the Sixers, smiling in a picture with a Penguins’ fan might be the biggest travesty Bynum has committed against the city.

And where was this picture taken? It appears to be a casino or arcade. Wherever it is, for the sake of Bynum’s precious knees, let’s hope it’s not a bowling alley

More MLB Notes: First baseman James Loney traded from Padres to Mets

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More MLB Notes: First baseman James Loney traded from Padres to Mets

NEW YORK -- The Mets have found help at first base following Lucas Duda's injury, acquiring veteran James Loney from the San Diego Padres for cash.

Loney has spent this season in the minors, playing well for Triple-A El Paso. He was batting .342 with two home runs and 28 RBIs over 43 games in the Pacific Coast League.

Always a fine fielder, the 32-year-old Loney hit .280 with four homers, 16 doubles and 32 RBIs in 104 games with Tampa Bay last year. The Rays released him April 3 and he signed with the Padres on April 8.

Duda was put on the disabled list Monday with a stress fracture in his lower back that is expected to sideline him at least four to six weeks, probably longer.

Until Duda returns, Mets manager Terry Collins says Loney, a left-handed hitter, will mostly face right-handed pitching in a first-base platoon with Wilmer Flores and Eric Campbell. Flores is close to returning from a strained hamstring.

Royals: Catcher Perez hurt, helped from field
KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Kansas City Royals catcher Salvador Perez had to be helped off the field in the ninth inning Saturday against the Chicago White Sox after colliding with rookie third baseman Cheslor Cuthbert while catching Adam Eaton's foul popup.

Cuthbert came sliding in and struck Perez's lower legs. Perez went down in pain as trainer Nick Kenney and manager Ned Yost rushed to the field.

Royals third baseman Mike Moustakas and left fielder Alex Gordon collided Sunday while chasing a foul ball at Chicago and both landed on the disabled list. Gordon has a broken right wrist and is out for three to four weeks, while Moustakas tore the anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee and is likely out for the season.

Drew Butera replaced Perez.

Cardinals: Matt Carpenter activated from paternity list
WASHINGTON -- Third baseman Matt Carpenter has been activated from the paternity list by the St. Louis Cardinals.

Carpenter missed two games after being placed on the paternity list Thursday. His wife gave birth to the couple's first child, a girl, on Wednesday.

Carpenter leads the Cardinals with nine home runs and 32 RBIs.

To make room for Carpenter on the 25-man roster, St. Louis designated infielder Ruben Tejada for assignment on Saturday. Tejada was batting .176 over 23 games with no homers and three RBIs.

If Tejada is released, St. Louis would be responsible for the remainder of his $1.5 million salary this year, which was $1,049,180 entering Saturday.

Instant Replay: Cubs 4, Phillies 1

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The Associated Press

Instant Replay: Cubs 4, Phillies 1

BOX SCORE

CHICAGO -- The Chicago Cubs continue to dominate the Phillies with extra-base hits and terrific starting pitching.
 
They beat the Phils for the second day in a row Saturday. The final score at Wrigley Field was 4-1. Right-hander Kyle Hendricks went the distance for the win. The Phils scored in the ninth inning to avoid a shutout.
 
The Phils have been held to two or fewer runs 18 times and one or fewer 11 times. They are averaging just 3.22 runs per game.
 
The Cubs, who lead the majors with 33 wins, have stroked nine extra-base hits in the first two games of the series and four of them have been homers. The Phils have just three extra-base hits, all doubles. One was a misplay by the Cubs’ outfield.
 
The Phillies are 1-4 on this six-game road trip, which started in Detroit.
 
The Phils have lost six of their last eight games and are now just three games over .500 at 26-23.
 
Starting pitching report
Eickhoff was not nearly as efficient as he was in his previous start when he threw just 85 pitches in seven innings in a 5-0 win over Atlanta. This time, Eickhoff threw a season-high 109 pitches over six innings. He gave up eight hits, four for extra bases and four runs. He walked one and struck out seven.
 
Eickhoff was tagged for three extra-bases hits in the first inning, a home run and two doubles. For the season, Eickhoff is 2-7 with a 4.07 ERA.
 
Hendricks held the Phillies to five hits, three of which were singles. He was not overpowering, but his command was exceptional. He did not walk a batter and struck out seven while throwing just 104 pitches.
 
Jon Lester held the Phillies to one earned run in 6⅓ innings Friday.
 
Bullpen report
The Cubs didn’t need one. Andrew Bailey and Elvis Araujo pitched scoreless ball for the Phillies.
 
At the plate
The Phillies had just five hits. Ryan Howard returned to the starting lineup and went 0 for 4 to drop to .154.
 
The Cubs, who hit three home runs Friday, got their power game going early as Dexter Fowler led off the bottom of the first inning with a solo homer against Eickhoff. Jason Heyward and Ben Zobrist both doubled in the inning as the Cubs went up 2-0 in the first. Heyward doubled home a run in the second inning.
 
Up next
The Phillies and Cubs close out the series Sunday afternoon. Vince Velasquez (5-1, 2.75) pitches for the Phillies against right-hander John Lackey (4-2, 3.83).
 
The Phillies return home Monday night to open a 10-game homestand that will see Washington, Milwaukee and the Cubs comes to town.