Phillies Notes from a Weekend of Indifference: You've Got to Read How Ryan Howard Broke His Toe

Phillies Notes from a Weekend of Indifference: You've Got to Read How Ryan Howard Broke His Toe

If you're a die-hard, you've probably been keeping close tabs on the Phillies even as this season winds down. We know a healthy number of you tuned out to some extent though, certainly since they were officially eliminated from postseason play on Friday, if not much earlier.

Well, the Fightins were plugging along in Miami anyway over the weekend -- those of them who are still healthy enough to go on at least. You see, Ryan Howard's season ended a little earlier than anticipated on Saturday. Officially, the slugger has a broken toe, which is true of course.

But really, it's because he's clumsy.

Before an at bat on Thursday, Howard was swinging one of those heavy, metallic practice bats in the on-deck circle. The pipe slipped out of his hand, as he put it (another phrasing would be he dropped it), and landed right on his big toe resulting in a hairline fracture.

"It hurt."

You don't say.

It's not exactly Adam Eaton stabbing himself with a knife while trying to open a DVD, or Hunter Pence walking into and shattering a glass door. And we can all laugh about it now since it's not expected to impact his offseason. Just, you know, be careful.

Halladay's, Hamels', Cloyd's Seasons Over; Cole Sets Personal Milestone

There was some debate as to whether Roy Halladay was going to, or should for that matter, make his final start of the season on Saturday. He did, but it was nothing memorable.

One week after his worst outing as a Phillie where he allowed seven runs in 1.2 innings of work versus the Braves, Doc's performance to close out his 2012 was only modestly better. He was yanked after five-plus, surrendering four, but managing to come away with his 11th win thanks to a nine-run outburst from his mates.

Still, the last two starts jumped Halladay's ERA from 4.03 to 4.49, his highest figure since 2000.

Cole Hamels also made his final appearance of the year on Sunday, setting the bar even higher for 2013 and beyond. With a 4-1 victory, the Phils wound up taking two of three off of the Marlins, with Hamels raising his season win total to 17, a personal best. Afterwards, Charlie Manuel was adamant the lefty can top that, too.

"Without a doubt, before his career is over, he’ll win 20. I’m still looking for him to have a really big year, 22, 24 wins. It’s in there. Things just have to go his way."

Two great pitchers, perhaps heading in two remarkably different directions. Hamels finished with a 3.05 ERA and 216 strikeouts, figures bolstered by seven frames on one-run ball on Sunday.

Finally, 25-year-old Tyler Cloyd will not start Tuesday's game as scheduled, with Ruben Amaro citing the tank is on E. Cloyd went 2-2 with a 4.91 ERA over his first six big league starts. No word yet on who gets the ball for Tuesday in the send-off series at Washington.

There aren't enough Chooch pillows for every Philadelphian

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There aren't enough Chooch pillows for every Philadelphian

Carlos Ruiz has been traded to the Dodgers and it is sad.

Not in the sense that it's a move that remotely affects anything about the current state of the Phillies. It's sad simply because Chooch -- lovable and awesome and wonderful Chooch -- is no longer a Phillie.

Chooch will be remembered for catching Roy Halladay's perfect game and no hitter and that little dribbler down the line in Game 3 of the 2008 World Series. And, of course, dropping to his knees in celebration with Brad Lidge making them World Effin Champions.

But mostly he'll just be missed. What a guy to have aroud for so long.

Roy knows how hard it is not to have him around. I guess Chase won't need his any longer since the two will be reunined with one last chance of glory in L.A.

Phillies trade Carlos Ruiz to Dodgers

Phillies trade Carlos Ruiz to Dodgers

Jimmy Rollins. Then Chase Utley. Now Carlos Ruiz.

Thursday closed another chapter of the Phillies' golden era.

Ruiz, the Phillies' catcher since 2006, has been traded to the Dodgers (along with cash) for catcher A.J. Ellis, right-hander Tommy Bergjans and a player to be named later.

Rollins was dealt to the Dodgers in December 2014. Utley, still with Los Angeles, was traded to the Dodgers in August 2015.

Ryan Howard is now the lone leftover from the Phillies' 2008 world champion club.

(More coming...)

Philly Mayor goes to bat for Eagles fans, cheesesteaks against John Oliver

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HBO's Last Week Tonight

Philly Mayor goes to bat for Eagles fans, cheesesteaks against John Oliver

Charter schools. They're complicated!

After watching John Oliver's segment on them over the weekend, you'd agree there is plenty of nuance involved in the charter school debate. But also that some of them are dirty as all get out. An underground nightclub at a SCHOOL? Jeez. That can't be okay anywhere.

It's a solid segment. But it also took a couple of unneeded digs at the city of Philadelphia, its cuisine, and its sports fans.

That irked the Mayor of Philadelphia and he fought back today on Twitter.

"Agree on charter oversight but English soccer fan who eats fish from newsprint can't judge Eagles fans, cheesesteaks," Jim Kenney tweeted.

Take that you fish-eating Brit!

You can also watch the entire John Oliver segment from Last Week Tonight below.