Yes, that headline means what you think it does. No, it’s
not a joke. A new attraction at Lehigh Valley IronPigs games this year will be
found in the men’s bathrooms in the form of a video game you control by taking
care of a bodily function.
According to the helpful video below, Creative Design’s
pee-controlled games are becoming quite the rage. As the crude diagram will
show, “players” can move on-screen characters such as the driver of a snowmobile by aiming
either left, right, or straight ahead.
Ryan Petzar has much more, including the all-important
scoreboard. Once you’ve finished your business, you’ll receive a code which you
can enter online to see how you rank against the competition, while high scores will
be displayed around the ballpark. Gives new meaning to going number one.
According to the club’s press release, “These games are sure
to make a huge splash.” No kidding.
In all seriousness, it should help to provide more sanitary
conditions in the restroom as folks try to be a little more precise with their aim. Heavy drinkers would
seemingly be at a distinct advantage though since they’ll quickly get more
experience than the rest of the competition.
And that concludes the classiest post of the day.
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