Audio: Charles Barkley On Manti Te'o: We Can't Just Be Making Up Words When Somebody Is a Damn Idiot

Audio: Charles Barkley On Manti Te'o: We Can't Just Be Making Up Words When Somebody Is a Damn Idiot

Sir Charles Barkley was a guest of Mike Missanelli on 97.5 the Fanatic yesterday afternoon and it was a truly awesome 20 minutes of radio. Chuck was in town to call the Sixers-Spurs game on Monday night for TNT, so the two talk quite a bit about that. But as always with Charles, the topic of conversation was wonderfully all over the place.

"I love these people. I came here as a little teeny bopper and played here for eight great years. It was great to be back and see the excitement in the building," Barkley said of being back in town, despite complaining of the frigid temperatures.

Some highlights below.

Would he work to re-sign Andrew Bynum?

"No. I can't give him money. He's been hurt. First off all he's a very good player, I don't know him, but he seems like a nice kid. You can't stay healthy. He's only going to get older and even if he came back and played great for the next two months, I still wouldn't give him $100 million. Now, if he's willing to take one year and put some incentive bonuses in there, I'd consider that. I can't give him a longterm deal."

Would other teams give him a longterm deal?

"No. I don't. The guy can't stay healthy. Would you give him $15 million dollars?"

On Dei Lynam tying his tie… [video]

"Oh, no, no no. I know how to tie a tie. Dei was apologizing to me for her father trading me. See, her dad traded me. So every time Dei sees me, she goes above with her kindness because she feels bad her dad traded me away."

On Chip Kelly…

"I don't think anybody can like or dislike it. We've got to see is he going to run that offense that'll get his quarterback killed? That'll be the question. We've already almost killed RGIII. You're going to get your quarterback hurt if you run him that much.

On Ray Lewis turning into "Saint Ray"

"I'm a big Ray Lewis fan. You have to admire the guy as a football player. All this crying and stuff is starting to aggravate Chuck a little bit. Let me explain why, and I've said the same thing before. I don't like when guys start talking about God because God don't have no favorite team. I'm pretty sure God likes Tom Brady. You won because your team played better. I said the same thing last year about Tebow. God don't like Tim Tebow more than he do other players. I always get a little upset when guys talk about God all the time."

And perhaps his best line of the whole interview, in regards to Manti Te'o:

"I'm going to say some racial stuff right now. And it's not racist, but you've got to listen to me. It's different when you're black and when you're white. If you're black, you're a cook. If you're white, you're a chef. If you're black, you're a gang member, if you're white, you're in the mob. If you're black you're a stone damn idiot, and if you're white y'all give it names like 'Catfish' now. Y'all can't just be making up words when somebody is a damn idiot, man. When somebody is a damn idiot y'all have to call him an idiot."

Charles also touched on his friend Lance Armstrong talking on Oprah, went further in depth on Manti's story and how it worked to his favor in the Heisman voting, and Tiger Woods wanting to get back together with his ex-wife, and Chuck also talks about how awful he has been at betting NFL football games the past few weeks. It's worth your time to listen to Sir Charles preach. Full audio here.

Nerlens Noel on Sixers' frontcourt logjam: 'I don't see a way it can work'

Nerlens Noel on Sixers' frontcourt logjam: 'I don't see a way it can work'

CAMDEN, N.J. — Nerlens Noel is standing his ground.

After saying that the Sixers' entering the season with three starting-caliber centers (himself, Jahlil Okafor, Joel Embiid) "doesn't make sense," Noel didn't back down from his stance during the team's annual media day.  

"I don't see a way it can work," Noel said Monday. "It's just a logjam. You have three young, talented centers that can play 30-plus minutes a night." 

The Sixers attempted to play with two bigs in Noel and Okafor last season but had little success. Now that Embiid is finally healthy, the fit to the puzzle doesn't figure to get any better.

Reports swirled during the offseason that the Sixers were looking to trade either Noel or Okafor to add backcourt help to the woeful franchise, but nothing came to fruition.

"Things need to get situated," Noel said. "I think things obviously need to be moved around, someone needs to be moved around. It's just a tough situation. I can't really say too much because I have no say in the matter, so obviously that's for who can handle the situation in the right manner.

"I've gone through a whole lot. Probably the most, arguably, that any player has gone through in the NBA in losing. It's a tough situation to still be in. Year by year, to see things get more difficult to show your value. Year by year, it's always been something. It's really at a point where it's just a lot."

Bryan Colangelo said he understands Noel's viewpoint. However, the Sixers' president said he is in no rush to trade any of the centers and will wait the situation out.

"It’s not disappointing. It’s understandable," Colangelo said. "I think Nerlens actually did a pretty good job sizing up what we have, which is a lot of depth and a lot of talent at that position."

Despite each of the three centers being early in their career, Noel, who is in the final year of his rookie contract, doesn't want to hold off to see if the trio can actually mesh on the floor.

"I can't say I do really understand that (wait-and-see approach)," Noel said. "If you have a group of players, I just don't think it makes too much sense to just still come into the season with such a heavy lineup at the center position. I don't know what there is to wait and see."

Noel made sure to express that he has no issues with Okafor and Embiid and said they are some of his closest friends on the team. But when asked whether he was happy to be a Sixer, Noel deflected.

"I feel good," he said. "I'm all right, I'm in a good place right now."

Sure sounds like it.

Darren Sproles' TD from Wentz set to Sonic the Hedgehog music

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Darren Sproles' TD from Wentz set to Sonic the Hedgehog music

You may fondly remember the time Darren Sproles took a punt return to the house last season and a wonderful Twitter user set the video to the Super Mario Bros.' star music, yes?

It was great.

Now that Sproles' put on the jets again yesterday in the Eagles win over the Steelers, the same @pacdude on Twitter has done it again.

This time it's the theme music from Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Please enjoy.