The Onion just kicked you in the jimmy with this piece on Andrew Bynum and his knees titled, "Andrew Bynum Admits Pain In Knees Small Price To Pay For Philadelphia Fans' Misery." A sampling:
“I’d easily take a full season of this to just keep watching all these
assholes crying and whining on message boards,” said Bynum, adding that
every bitching sports talk radio host makes him wish he could go through
surgery all over again.
OVER THE LINE!
I hate you. Good thing I can go eat and drink my sorrows away and not feeling that guilty about it because it's a Thursday in November tomorrow.
Go read the full thing here.