The New Orleans Hornets are no more. Introducing, the New Orleans M-Fing Pelicans! (Note: M-F'ing not actually part of their official name.)
The Pelicans on Thursday unveiled their new uniforms for the 2013 season. That's Jrue there on the right. You remember him.
Fly? Pelicans? See what I did there? Yup.
As for what will happen to the "Hornets" name, the Bobcats will be re-christening themselves in time for the 2014-15 season, in a same name-same city-different franchise scenario not unlike what just happened with Atlanta, Winnipeg and the Jets. Those Bring Back the Buzz guys undoubtedly remain over the moon.
On a related note, the Sixers still don't have a coach, and it still doesn't matter.
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