The Phillies mascot was on opposite sides of the country on Monday night. At the same time.
There's something the Phillie Phanatic is not telling us.
My guess what that may be? He's either hiding a supernatural ability to teleport himself (X-Men Nightcrawler style) OR he owns a top secret Concorde Jet of some sort that's capable of traveling at ridiculous speeds.
As you can see in the below video, the Phanatic was at the Phillies game against the Angels last night in Anaheim. That's in California. And as you can see in the photos from the Philadelphia Magazine "Best of Philly" party at Citizens Bank Park, he was also in South Philly. That's in Pennsylvania.
How he was in those two places at once is mind-boggling to the average person. Like I said, he probably has a secret teleportation ability he's not telling us about.
That or his four-wheeler has some nitro boosts and can transform into a supersonic airplane.
Don't know how else he could do it...