Prior to this weekend, you may have asked yourself, "But the 2014 Phillies season has already been a horror, how could it possibly get any worse?"
You overlooked a sharknado.
The Phils were down in Washington, DC over the weekend when a sharknado invaded the Nationals Presidents Race and absolutely obliterated Teddy.
But then, two days later, Teddy got his revenge:
As for the baseball, the Phillies lost by a combined 15-0 over the final two games of the weekend. I think I'd rather watch Sharknado 162 times a year at this point.