Lenny Dykstra might be paying the price for his legal troubles, but his son, Cutter, seems to be doing just fine.
The New York Post's Page Six gossip section is reporting that the Washington Nationals prospect is now dating actress Jamie-Lynn Seigler, and that -- fortunately for the couple -- "things are going really well."
Picture that, the Dude's son dating Tony Soprano's daughter.
If only the Soprano's wasn't a TV show, because that would be one interesting wedding.
Nyjer Morgan apparently loves cats.
In a video supporting PETA, Morgan describes his "catmance" with his new pet, a cat named "Slick Willie."
Should you have a weakness for cat videos, or wish to develop one over the course of a minutes and forty-one seconds, you can watch the full video on HardballTalk.
Always Better with Music
There's no way around this, that home run...thing...in Miami has been mocked by nearly everyone whose commented on it.
That said, BaseballProsectus has a suggestion to pull it all -- the marlins, the flamingos, the splashing and the lights -- together: music.
Their personal favorite is the theme from the Star Wars: Episode IV cantina scene. We see no reason to disagree.