Eagles Game a Complete Joke

Eagles Game a Complete Joke

I was having some fun trying to come up with a title for this post.  The words absolutely pathetic seemed like they would have worked well.  Horrible, horrendous, hideous, dreadful, awful, ugly.  The Eagles were so bad I would have rather watched a seven hour marathon of Chuck Norris in Walker Texas Ranger.

Some of the brilliant thread titles from the Eagles message board: "Remember when the Eagles were good?", "Start Andy Hall Thread!", "WR core doing fine", "QBs suck BIG TIME!", "thank god there wasn't a blizard tonight", "i know this is terrible BUT..", "the reason for our sucksess", "Thank You Andy Reid and Joe Banner for ruining the season", "NEXT! Where is the waterboy", "Fire Reid", "Will this team win another game this season?", "Were not THIS bad calm down with the were done for years stuff", "Do you all miss McNabb yet?", "Somewhere TO is laughing", "Greg Lewis is not very good", "Cut Moats.. Tomorrow!" and so on and so on..  In perhaps the one I connected the most with, "Anyone else not even pissed?"  I'm already over it, whatever.  As a Dawkins fan noted: Oh, and one good thing from this game... we know that McMahon can throw
a mean TD pass. If he can hit the right jersey next week, we'll be set.

I didn't edit for grammar or spelling in case you were wondering.

Perhaps the most disappointing part of the evening was when ABC didn't show the half time ceremony for the retiring of Reggie White's number 92.  Not the best way to honor Reggie.

How about that hat Paul Allen was wearing?  You would think someone with that much money could hire some sort of person to do his shopping for him.  Anyone else hate the turtleneck sweater look that Anthony "the cuz" Gargano and Vaughn Hebron seem to rock consistently?  Perhaps with the black leather jacket?

Okay people, your turn.  The Eagles were so pathetic that..

Tonight's lineup: Struggling Tommy Joseph, Cameron Rupp sit

Tonight's lineup: Struggling Tommy Joseph, Cameron Rupp sit

Tommy Joseph and Cameron Rupp, both struggling mightily through the first month of the season, will get Saturday night off when the Phillies take on the Dodgers in Los Angeles.

Joseph is hitting .190 with one homer and 18 strikeouts in 18 games, while Rupp is batting .180 with one homer and 20 strikeouts through 15 games. Last season, Joseph had 21 home runs and Rupp 16.

Brock Stassi will spell Joseph at first base and bat seventh. Andrew Knapp takes over for Rupp behind the plate and will bat eighth.

Daniel Nava also receives a start, playing left field. The first-year Phillie is hitting .346 with a pair of homers and as many walks as strikeouts (seven).

Zach Eflin takes the mound in a meaningful start for the right-hander (see story). He opposes resurgent Dodgers righty Brandon McCarthy (see game notes).

Here are tonight's lineups:

Phillies
1. Cesar Hernandez, 2B
2. Freddy Galvis, SS
3. Odubel Herrera, CF
4. Maikel Franco, 3B
5. Michael Saunders, RF
6. Daniel Nava, LF
7. Brock Stassi, 1B
8. Andrew Knapp, C
9. Zach Eflin, P

Dodgers
1. Andrew Toles, CF
2. Corey Seager, SS
3. Adrian Gonzalez, 1B
4. Yasmani Grandal, C
5. Yasiel Puig, RF
6. Cody Bellinger, LF
7. Chase Utley, 2B
8. Chris Taylor, 3B
9. Brandon McCarthy, P

Eagles draft Washington DT Elijah Qualls with final pick

Eagles draft Washington DT Elijah Qualls with final pick

With their final pick of the 2017 draft, the Eagles selected 6-foot-1, 313-pound Washington defensive tackle Elijah Qualls in the sixth round on Saturday.

He's the second Washington player the Eagles took in this year's draft. They selected injured cornerback Sidney Jones in the second round (see story).

Qualls had 77 tackles, 11½ tackles for loss and 7½ sacks in 30 career games (see bio).

"I for sure stop the run well," Qualls said at the NFL Draft Scouting Combine. "And I'm actually a lot better pass rusher than a lot of people think. Typically a lot of our game plan as far as pass rushing was to keep the quarterback contained, so I really couldn't get after him like I'm capable of.

"I'm not going to say I'm one of the best pass rushers ever or anything like that — I've only been playing defensive line since I got to college. I'm still learning, but I'm a lot better than people do think."

Qualls was actually a running back in high school, but he said he got bored scoring touchdowns.

"I was 260 playing running back in high school," he said. "I had 1,300 rushing yards, though. It honestly became too easy, that's why I switched to defensive line. Scoring touchdowns wasn't exciting to me anymore, it was just something I expected.

"Then my last year, my coach came to me and said, 'Hey, would you be willing to play some defense?' My mindset was that if I played defense, I could get the ball back. So I played some defensive line, middle linebacker. I was recruited at both of those positions.

"I kind of just did a little research project trying to see what the long term was like for both running backs and defensive linemen, and defensive linemen tend to last longer, have less severe injuries, and honestly on average probably make more money, so I decided to be a defensive lineman. Plus I like the challenge."

With Bennie Logan leaving as a free agent, the Eagles have Fletcher Cox, Tim Jernigan, Beau Allen and now Qualls in the mix on the interior of the defensive line.

"I feel like I can fit into any scheme," Qualls said. "I can do anything you ask me to, I played everything from zero to outside linebacker, so there's not much I can't do. It's just whether or not someone can accept me being a couple inches shorter than the person they prefer playing there.

"But I'm stronger than a lot of people, and my football intelligence is top notch."