Eagles-Dolphins: The Beat Goes On

Eagles-Dolphins: The Beat Goes On

Doomsday is on the horizon. One more loss, and the Eagles are mathematically eliminated from the postseason. Will the clock strike zero on their dreams today in Miami?

Even Michael Vick may not be able to save us now.

The Dolphins are only 4-8, same as the Birds, but trending in the opposite direction. Miami has one of the hottest teams in football, winning four of their last five, and losing by no more than three points in any of their last seven. On the flip side, Philadelphia has dropped four of their last five, and were crushed in their last two. If you are a strong believer in momentum as a decisive factor, the Eagles have no chance.

The big change for the Fins is they started winning the turnover battle. Through the first five weeks, they had a differential of -7. Since then, they are +3, playing a much smarter brand of football.

Matt Moore replaced Berks County native Chad Henne at quarterback when the starter suffered a season-ending injury in Week 4, a change that may have been for the better. Moore doesn't post huge yardage totals, but he manages the game. He's thrown nine touchdowns to just two interceptions in his last seven starts, including a pair of three-touchdown afternoons.

The Dolphins were also able to locate their running game, which was missing in action earlier in the season. Reggie Bush, Miami's big free-agent splash this summer, has been picking it up, and had his first 100-yard rushing day of the season in last week's win over Oakland. With two more carries, he'll establish a career-high in attempts in arguably his best season to date.

It's not an explosive offense, but it's enough to keep them in games because nothing comes easy against their defense. The Dolphins are fifth in the NFL, allowing 18.3 points per game. They are fifth against the run, and while their weakness is in the secondary, they have a solid pass rush anchored by Penn State product Cam Wake.

But don't shut the book on the Eagles' season just yet. They do have one particular advantage that should not go overlooked. Their last game was on Thursday, giving them three extra days to prepare for the Dolphins. It's similar to a bye week, and we all know Andy Reid's record after a week off. Considering what's on the line, it would be a surprise to see his team come out flat.

Although a win may not necessarily wind up helping the Birds. They need lots of help from Dallas and New York, and even though both seem willing to pitch in, all either one of them needs to do is reach nine wins regardless of what the Eagles do. Dallas needs two, and the Giants need three -- but they play each other twice. That's tough.

So maybe you're even rooting for a Philly loss today, improving April's draft position, and worsening the situation for a certain head coach. One way or the other, the season marches forward.

Injury Report
The Eagles have everybody available today. Jeremy Maclin was downgraded to questionable yesterday, but Reuben Frank tweets the wide receiver will play. Likewise, the Dolphins have no significant injuries.

Sixers reach respectable spot in ESPN's latest NBA power rankings

Sixers reach respectable spot in ESPN's latest NBA power rankings

Everything seemed status-quo in ESPN’s Marc Stein’s most updated NBA power rankings. As expected the Warriors, Spurs, and Cavaliers occupied the top spots. But when you venture down to number 15, you may gasp. 
  
Yes, the Sixers (15-27) are gracing the middle of the power rankings at number 15. Stein is starting to "trust the process" after the team’s recent 8-2 stint. It isn’t just Joel Embid making headlines with his record-breaking numbers and internet love life, but the team is now getting its due.  
  
“Philly is doing plenty of interesting things,” Stein wrote. “Ersan Ilyasova and Robert Covington have combined to drain 51 threes over the past 10 games. The Sixers, as a team, have moved into the league's top 10 in defensive efficiency.”

Covington and Ilyasova are part of a new-look starting five along with Embiid, and guards T.J. McConnell and Nik Stauskas. McConnell and Stauskas had spent the majority of the season coming off the bench, but Stauskas has started the last 12 and McConnell 10 of the last 11 (McConnell was sidelined for one game with a wrist injury). The Sixers are 7-3 with that starting guard duo.
 
Despite the most recent loss to the Hawks, the Sixers have won four of their last eight victories by one possession. Giving them plenty of momentum to jump up ten spots from the last power ranking. 
 
The Sixers will be at home to play the Clippers this Tuesday night at 7 p.m. They will be without Joel Embid who continues to rest his injured left knee. 
 

Jim Gaffigan warned Pope Francis not to mention Santa Claus in Philly

Jim Gaffigan warned Pope Francis not to mention Santa Claus in Philly

Comedian Jim Gaffigan opened up for Pope Francis when he visited Philadelphia for the World Meeting of Families back in 2015.

That would seem like an odd opener for the Supreme Pontiff. And Gaffigan admits as much.

Gaffigan was a guest of Stephen Colbert's on Friday on his Late Show and talked about the surreal experience of warming up the crowd in Philly.

"I'm not a good Catholic," Gaffigan says. "If there was a test for Catholics, I would fail. But most Catholics would fail which is probably why there's not a test."

The comedian also got in a few low level digs at our town.

"'Philadelphia: the City of Brotherly Love,' which if you've been to Philly you know they mean that sarcastically," he says. "I mean, I love Philly but they mean that the same way they say 'Syria: the place for peace.'"

Meh.

"I was nervous at the sound check so I had to come up with some Philadelphia jokes. What do I know about Philadelphia? I know about the Liberty Bell, I know the cheesesteak, and I had just watched this ESPN 30-for-30 about Eagles fans throwing snowballs at Santa. Not on the brand of Brotherly Love. So when I was finally introduced there was still nobody there, I figured I'd just do my set. So I said, 'It's good to be here in Philadelphia,' and I heard a roar from crowd on the highway, so I thought I'd play to the crowd in the highway. 'Philly loves the Pope!' and I got another roar. 'Not that I was worried but you guys weren't that nice to Santa Claus.' Nothing. Silence. And then I heard something that sounded like booing... because it was booing. It wasn't everybody, maybe ten percent, so like 100,000 people booing my Santa joke before they saw their religious leader who was going to talk about mercy."

"Eventually I got a chance to meet the Pope and I was in this room and everybody was saying something to the Pope and I didn't know what to say. So when it finally came my turn, I said, 'Don't bring up the Santa incident.' The Pope didn't say anything but he gave me a look like, 'Dude, I would never bring that up.'"

The ESPN film that Gaffigan mentioned was actually a spoof. It was just kind of okay. You can watch it here.

The Pope part starts around the 5:10 mark in the below video.