Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I
have one. I'd like my boss, right here tonight... No wait! I mean you could send me this Christmas card by Philadelphia artist Paul Carpenter.
From the description on his Etsy page:
It's Christmas time in the
city and the Birds are already looking forward to next year.... Oh Joy!
Cheer up that Philly Fan on your list this year with a "Bad Santa"
card. No, this Santa doesn't reside at the North Pole, but here in South
Philadelphia. That's right, he's that drunk fan at the "Iggles" game
dressed in a Santa hat, with a beer in hand, a hearty slur, and a
fistful of batteries.
Get it?!? The batteries will come in handy because Philly sports fans like to get their kids lots of electronics for Christmas.
$3.50 for one or $15 for a pack of five. Get 'em right here.
[h/t to reader Andy O.]