Something Something Kevin Kolb, Something Something Eagles

Something Something Kevin Kolb, Something Something Eagles

Irony is hard at work today touting Sunday's Eagles-Cardinals tilt as Kevin Kolb versus the world, or versus the team that dumped him anyway.

Ironic because it would've been Kevin Kolb versus the Eagles last season, except he was hurt and couldn't play. Ironic because at best this is Joe the Quarterback versus the Eagles, and at worst, it's John Skelton's backup versus the Eagles.

I have trouble making this encounter about Kolb, most of all because if the Cardinals do win the game, chances are play under center will rate as the fourth or fifth key to victory somewhere behind defense, special teams, and Larry Fitzgerald. At this point, in particular while operating behind Arizona's paper-mache offensive line, all Kolb can be is a game manager.

In their stunning upset at New England last week, Kolb was 15-of-27 for 140 yards passing and a TD -- hardly the impact performance that tipped the scales. And while his quarterback rating is a lofty 95.7 in 2012, his 5.9 yards per attempt is 30th in the NFL. Cleveland's Brandon Weeden is 29th.

Kolb hasn't been making mistakes though, throwing zero interceptions and getting sacked once since replacing the injured Skelton. He's even been clutch, leading the offense 68 yards and tossing the game-winning touchdown pass in the fourth quarter to overtake Seattle in Week 1, then running a gutsy QB draw for six against the Patriots which also proved to be the decisive score there.

And now the Cardinals are 2-0.

The true turning point in both outcomes played out elsewhere however. Arizona's defense held the Seahawks to 3.6 yards per snap and 17 field position-aided points to leave their offense with an opportunity to rally, and Kolb isn't sneaking into the Patriots' end zone if a blocked punt doesn't put him on the goal line.

I don't hold nearly the low opinion of Kolb many folks around Philadelphia seem to have. He's performed well with the tools he is provided -- an offense with no running game, one real playmaker in the passing attack, and roughly half of a second to scan the field before a defensive lineman is breathing down his neck. In a safer work environment, he could probably be successful.

On the Cardinals, he's just a guy whom the front office nearly decided to cut back in March. That doesn't mean if he gets a chance, Kolb can't make the Eagles pay on Sunday. It just means when he does, the story most likely will not be all about him.

Watch: Eagles fan wearing Donald Trump mask gets roll thrown at him

Watch: Eagles fan wearing Donald Trump mask gets roll thrown at him

Philadelphia sports fans have a storied history of throwing things.

They threw snowballs at Santa Claus back in 1968 and bracelets onto the ice at the Wells Fargo Center during a Flyers home playoff game last April.

On Sunday, one fan took that long-standing reputation to new heights.

At a tailgate outside the Linc leading up to the Eagles-Steelers game, a dancing Birds fan wearing a Donald Trump mask had an Amoroso roll thrown at his face.

(h/t Deadspin)

Instant Replay: Mets 17, Phillies 0

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Instant Replay: Mets 17, Phillies 0

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NEW YORK — This time, there was no lead for the Phillies’ bullpen to blow.

Sunday, the Mets tagged five Phillies relievers for 14 runs in a 17-0 demolition and won the four-game series. 

The Phillies only recorded three hits against Robert Gsellman, a rookie righthanded starter who stands to play a large role in the Mets’ injury-ravaged rotation down the stretch.

The Mets — for now — regained control of the first wild card spot in the NL. They had entered Sunday tied in the standings with the Giants. The Giants’ game against the Padres had no score when the Mets’ game concluded. The Cardinals sit a half-game back of both teams. Their game against the Cubs does not begin until 8:08 p.

The Phillies fell to 70-86.

Players from the Mets and Phillies both poured out of the dugouts for a pregame moment of silence in honor of Marlins ace Jose Fernandez, who died early Sunday morning in a boating accident at the age of 24.

Starting pitching report
Jake Thompson showed life on his changeup, a pitch he has struggled to wield effectively since his August arrival in the majors. He ran into trouble in the second inning when he surrendered a double to Jay Bruce on a middle-in fastball and a single to T.J. Rivera, but escaped with only one run in damage after inducing James Loney into an easy double play.

He nearly imploded in the fourth, surrendering a solo homer to Curtis Granderson to lead off the inning and then walking Jose Reyes with the bases loaded and two out to force in a run. Thompson elicited a popout to left from Asdrubal Cabrera to end the bases-loaded scenario, but that was the end of his afternoon.

Gsellman erased the rough memories of his first major league start, a 5-1 defeat to the Phillies at Citi Field on Aug. 28 in which he surrendered four runs on five hits and was pulled in the seventh inning.

He struck out eight batters in seven shutout innings. Gsellman only ran into trouble in the first inning when he faced a runners-on-the-corners, two-out situation in the top of the first. He promptly got Ryan Howard to ground out to first base.

Gsellman even managed to reach base with a bunt single in the third despite not being able to swing a bat due to a labrum tear in his non-throwing shoulder.

Bullpen report
Phil Klein made his first appearance since being called up for the second time on Sept. 10. He had been dealing with elbow soreness. Klein only retired one batter in the fifth and surrendered two runs on two walks, two singles and a pitch that hit Rene Rivera in the left hand. He departed with the bases still loaded.

Colton Murray entered to clean up the mess in the fifth and allowed an inherited runner to score on a wild pitch. He added a scoreless sixth but loaded the bases with one out in the seventh and got pulled.

Frank Herrmann inherited the bases-loaded situation and promptly walked the first batter he faced, Jose Reyes, to force in a run. It was all downhill from there, as Asdrubal Cabrera took him deep to right for a grand slam.

Patrick Schuster gave up four runs in the eighth on a Jose Reyes double with the bases loaded and a two-run single by Eric Campbell.

Luis Garcia allowed two runners to score in the eighth on a Michael Conforto double, one of which was assigned to Schuster.

At the plate
Cesar Hernandez’s 29-game streak of reaching base safely came to an end.

Freddy Galvis was the only Phillies player to advance past second base, singling in the first and then advancing on a wild pitch and steal of third. He was stranded by Howard’s grandout.

In the field
Hernandez and Freddy Galvis turned a 4-6-3 double play in the second inning in a runners-on-the-corners, no out situation.

Health check
Tyler Goeddel did not play as he recuperates from his concussion. Relievers Luis Garcia and Severino Gonzalez were unavailable last night due to ankle issues. Garcia pitched the end of the eighth in mop-up duty.

Up next
The Phillies will have a day off before they start their final homestand of the season against the Braves on Tuesday. Jerad Eickhoff (11-14, 3.75 ERA) will start for the Phillies. He has a 1.75 ERA against Atlanta in four starts against them this season.

The Braves’ scheduled starter has yet to be determined and their game against the Marlins scheduled for Sunday was cancelled once news emerged of Fernandez’s death.

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