A commenter posted this last night on Dave's truly wonderful "Hater's guide to the Dallas Cowboys" but we thought it was worth highlighting in it's own post to remind you just how awful the Dallas Cowboys truly are. It's a rather old NFL Films piece on the Eagles-Cowboys rivalry that ends sometime around the change of the millennium.
A little old, yes, but it includes gems like these:
Everybody hated the Cowboys in those days, for sure, because we won and we were clean and Philadelphia lost and they were dirty.
While the Eagles were Barbarians at the gates of Rome, the Imperial Cowboys were Rome and America's team.
Eagles fans were mustard and soft pretzels; Cowboys fans, Channel No. 5.
I never intended to knock his teeth out but I intended to knock his head off.
Man, some of the Buddy and Jimmy Johnson quips are fantastic. Then the little Eagles fan kids at the end. Love.