We brought you this glorious shot of a young Santa Claus on Friday, but now return with video of Jason Kelce explaining -- well actually sort of shouting -- the motivation for his remarkable beard.
Turns out it's a tribute to the great Viking warriors of the Middle Ages who "didn't wear armor, because they weren't scared of swords." That's a direct quote.
Kelce says he was first introduced to the idea by a former teammate -- ex-Eagles fullback Owen Schmitt.
Watch as Amy Fadool's perfectly reasonable question receives an even more reasonable response from the profusely sweating second-year pro, who you will swear is about to charge out of your monitor and pillage your home. Oh, and John Smallwood evidently saw The Avengers -- or at least the trailer. [video below]
Bear in mind, Owen Schmitt is also the guy best known for this little incident:
And, yes, Kelce did say the word "Berserker." Language NSFW.