Nnamdi Asomugha is still technically a member of the Philadelphia Eagles which makes his bizarre appearance on Comedy Central's Kroll Show last night somewhat relevant.
I'm not even sure what it was though to be honest. A bit of a bit of a bit?
Anyway, that Nick Kroll character was some Jersey'd-up (Staten Island?) bride-to-be on some wedding show ala something Kim Kardashian was on once, or so I'm guessing. Do people normally sponsor weddings? Anyway, Kim Kardashian married a moderately-successful-yet-overhyped pro athlete and made a TV show about it.
Enter Eagles cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha. Also a moderately-successful-yet-overhyped pro athlete. He appears to be playing the role of would-be groom. This is where the bit about a reality show features another reality show and then the Krollzilla bride gets punked, aka Nnamdi'd. I think.
The catch phrase is "You Got Nnamdi'd!" It's on a hat.
Anyway, there has to be a better use of the "You Got Nnamdi'd" catchphrase, so we took a quick stab at it below.
AP Photos with our slight tweakage
The Sixers on Friday announced that center Nerlens Noel will undergo a minor surgical procedure on his left knee to address an inflamed plica.
Noel appeared in the Sixers' first preaseason game, but has been sidelined since Oct. 6 because of a left groin strain.
While undergoing treatment, Noel reported left knee soreness, which led to the discovery of the inflamed plica.
Noel's status for the season opener on Oct. 26 was already in question, and knee surgery should officially rule him out. There is no timetable for his return.
No surgery for Bayless
The Sixers also announced that Jerryd Bayless' left wrist ligament injury will not require surgery.
Bayless, who has been a limited participant in training camp, will be reevaluated in two weeks.
The logam at the center position has dominated talk surrounding the Sixers as they approach the start of the 2016-17 season.
While a trade has yet to be made, Bovada believes there's a good chance two of the team's three young centers won't be in Philadelphia by season's end.
Bovada released their NBA player props for the upcoming NBA season Tuesday, listing Nerlens Noel (5/7) and Jahlil Okafor (8/5) as two of the league's favorites to be dealt before February's trade deadline. On the other hand, Noel's odds to not be dealt are even, while Okafor's odds to remain a Sixer past this season are 4/9.
Kings swingman Rudy Gay was between Noel and Okafor with the second-best odds to be traded at 5/9. Gay's teammate DeMarcus Cousins had the fourth-best odds at 3/1.
Bovada's over/under player props featured bets involving six different Sixers. Joel Embiid's rookie stat line was set at 13.5 points, 8.0 rebounds and 1.7 blocks. In five preseason games, Embiid has averaged 11.2 points, 5.8 rebounds and 0.8 blocks in just 14.4 minutes of action. If his limited preseason action is any indication, Embiid could certainly reach Bovada's averages once his minutes restriction comes off.
Here are the rest of the Sixers' over/under prop bets:
- Jahlil Okafor: 15 points, 6.5 rebounds
- Nerlens Noel: 9.5 points, 7.5 rebounds
- Gerald Henderson: 10.5 points
- Robert Covington: 12.5 points
- Dario Saric: 5.0 rebounds