Six Things We Love About Last Night's Phillies Win

Six Things We Love About Last Night's Phillies Win

With
two starting, All-Star outfielders shipped off in deadline-day deals in
exchange for generally unknown prospects, salary relief, a platoon
corner OF, and a relief pitcher, the Phillies more or less officially
conceded their chances for glory in the 2012 season. So naturally, they
kicked dirt and grumbled to themselves the way the rest of us would have
if our bosses got rid of our friends at work, right? 

Wrong! In what we can only assume is a 100% bona fide sign
that the Phillies will totally be back to form in 2013, the remaining
squadron opened their a series against the first place team with a
decisive 8-0 victory over the Washington Nationals. Here's what we loved
about it.  

Cliff Lee Got a Win!
On the final day of
July, a former Cy Young winner making more than $20 million this season got his second win of the season. Yes it's one of the better
examples of the hollowness of W's and L's, but we didn't need any more
of those. We needed examples of Cliff Lee being Cliff Lee. Zero runs
allowed, just five hits and a walk with seven strikeouts in seven
innings. Oh, and...

Stephen Strasburg Got Lit Up
The Nats' ace
made it through just four innings, allowing eight hits and six earned
runs, including long balls to Kevin Frandsen(!) and Jimmy Rollins. 
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Yes, in the wake of officially becoming sellers after fans got a wtf chuckle at the night's announced lineup, Phillies pitchers notched a combined shutout, and every starter had at least one hit, as did Lee's pinch hitter (see below).

The Top of the Fourth...Here's the
sequence of events that ended Strasburg's night. Having already allowed
Frandsen's second-inning stroke to center, which scored The Daily Beast,
Carlos Ruiz, who had doubled, Juan Pierre* scored in the third after
stealing two bases and skipping home after a throwing error by catcher
Jesus Flores sailed into left, more bad fortune awaited Strasburg in the
fourth. Laynce Nix flew out, JMJr doubled, and Frandsen grounded out to
second for the Phils' second out of the frame. With Cliff Lee in the
box, a simple lineup turnover wouldn't have been so bad. But Lee likes
to swing the bat, and he slapped a single to right, scoring Mayberry.
Lee then proceeded to swipe second during Jimmy Rollins' at bat. Who
knows whether that further unnerved Strasburg, but Jimmy got a hold of
an offering, slugging it to the wall in right, where Bryce Harper … I
can't accurately describe what Harper did. It involved misplaying the
ball, tumbling over with his ass in the air, and perhaps hamming it up
some while the ball rolled back toward the infield and Jimmy sprinted
the bases. That's a clown play bro.

[more on J-Roll's inside-the-parker and photos of Harper falling here]

*I thought for sure Pierre would be dealt yesterday.
Inexpensive, having a nice season with a .300+ average, speed off the
bench or in the lineup for a contender? Guess not.  
Dom Brown Got a Hit!
Before the ink was dry on the Victorino
trade papers, Domonic Brown was recalled from Lehigh Valley. He wasn't
in the starting lineup, but he appeared as a pinch hitter for Lee in the
top of the eighth. I wouldn't say Dom got all of it, but ya gotta love
that he at least got a hit in that AB. We'll be seeing a lot more of Dom
in the coming months, and not just as an injury fill-in injected into
the pressure cooker of a contending season. There will still be a ton of
pressure on him to prove he can play at the big league level though,
with Ruben getting to work on rebuilding the outfield for 2013.  

It Was Fun.In all likelihood, we don't
have postseason baseball to look forward to. But hey, we're a city that
knows how to enjoy baseball for what it is on a nightly basis, amirite? Not every
game needs to portend postseason success or failure. After yesterday's
sale, it's time to just sit back and enjoy the game. Last night was
perfect for that.

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Best of NHL: Patrick Kane hat trick lifts Blackhawks over Coyotes

Best of NHL: Patrick Kane hat trick lifts Blackhawks over Coyotes

CHICAGO -- Patrick Kane scored three goals for his third career hat trick to lead the surging Chicago Blackhawks past the Arizona Coyotes 6-3 on Thursday night for their third straight win and eighth in nine games.

Kane has 23 goals to lead Chicago, which closed within three points behind first-place Minnesota in the Central Division and Western Conference.

Rookies Nick Schmaltz and Ryan Hartman each had a goal and assist. Blackhawks defenseman Michal Rozsival scored his first goal of the season in his first game since Jan. 15.

Chicago captain Jonathan Toews added two assists to extend his points scoring streak to five games and increase his output to 22 points in his past 13.

Jakob Chychrun, Ryan White and Radim Vrbata scored for the Coyotes. Chychrun and Vrbata each scored for the second straight game (see full recap).

Rangers outlast Maple Leafs in shootout
TORONTO -- Mika Zibanejad scored the shootout winner and the New York Rangers continued a strong February with a 2-1 victory over the Toronto Maple Leafs on Thursday night.

Henrik Lundqvist made 32 saves and J.T. Miller scored the game-tying goal in the third period for the Rangers, who improved to 8-1-1 this month.

New York moved into third place in the Metropolitan Division with 80 points.

Connor Brown scored for Toronto, which fell to 1-7 in shootouts this season. Frederik Andersen had a stellar performance in defeat with 37 saves.

The Leafs hold the third playoff spot in the Atlantic Division (68 points), two points back of Ottawa (70) and four back of Montreal (see full recap).

Islanders shut out Canadiens
MONTREAL -- Rookie Anthony Beauvillier scored in the first period, Thomas Greiss made 24 saves, and the New York Islanders beat the Montreal Canadiens 3-0 Thursday night.

Anders Lee scored in the second period and John Tavares added an empty-netter in the final minute to seal the Islanders' third straight win. New York has won the first two games on a crucial nine-game road swing and improved to 12-4-2 since interim coach Doug Weight replaced the fired Jack Capuano.

Josh Bailey and Brock Nelson each had two assists, and Greiss got his third shutout of the season.

Carey Price finished with 21 saves as the Canadiens lost coach Claude Julien's 1,000th NHL game. Montreal is 1-2-0 since Julien replaced Michel Therrien last week and has totaled just 14 goals while going 2-7-1 in the last 10 games, including four shutouts (see full recap).

Best of NBA: Rockets crush Pelicans to spoil Cousins' debut

Best of NBA: Rockets crush Pelicans to spoil Cousins' debut

NEW ORLEANS -- The Boogie-and-Brow era in New Orleans is off to a highly inauspicious start.

The Pelicans' tandem of newly acquired All-Star DeMarcus Cousins and All-Star Game MVP Anthony Davis was no match for the surging Houston Rockets on Thursday night.

Reserve Lou Williams hit seven 3-pointers and scored 27 points in his Rockets debut, and Houston crushed New Orleans, 129-99.

Davis had 29 points, and Cousins finished with 27 points and 14 rebounds. But New Orleans turned the ball over 20 times couldn't keep pace with the firepower of the Rockets, who hit 20 3-pointers.

Eric Gordon scored 19 points and Ryan Anderson added 17 in both players' first game in New Orleans since leaving the Pelicans. James Harden had 13 points and 14 assists (see full recap).

LeBron triple-double powers Cavs past Knicks
CLEVELAND -- LeBron James recorded his 48th career triple-double and Kyrie Irving scored 23 points, leading the Cleveland Cavaliers to a 119-104 victory over the New York Knicks, who hung on to superstar Carmelo Anthony and Derrick Rose at Thursday's trade deadline.

James scored 18 points and had 13 rebounds with 15 assists for his sixth triple-double of the season.

Anthony, the subject of trade rumors because of a strained relationship with Knicks President of Basketball Operations Phil Jackson, scored 20 points, going 9 of 25 from the field.

Kyle Korver scored 20 points for Cleveland, which is 8-1 in February and has beaten New York 10 straight times.

Courtney Lee had 25 points for New York, which has lost six of seven and is 12th in the Eastern Conference playoff race (see full recap).

Pistons rally from 18 down to beat Hornets in OT
AUBURN HILLS, Mich. -- Kentavious Caldwell-Pope scored 33 points, including three 3-pointers late in the fourth quarter during a pulsating Detroit rally, and the Pistons outlasted the Charlotte Hornets 114-108 in overtime Thursday night.

Caldwell-Pope scored Detroit's last 11 points of regulation, and his 3-pointer with 18.2 seconds to play tied the game at 100. Kemba Walker scored Charlotte's final nine points of the fourth, but the Pistons forced him to give up the ball on the last possession, and Marco Belinelli missed a 3-pointer that could have won it.

Detroit, which was behind by 18 in the third quarter, never trailed in the overtime. Caldwell-Pope's 3-pointer with 55 seconds remaining put the Pistons up 110-102.

Charlotte led 85-70 at the start of the fourth but missed 14 of its first 15 shots in the period, enabling Detroit to cut into the lead.

Walker scored 34 points. Tobias Harris had 25 for the Pistons (see full recap).