This whole story is hilarious. From the cliche-laden lede about Seattle to the quotes about Timbers and Sounders' fans arguing about who has better beer as it somehow relates to MLS Soccer, it's jut an article full of laughs.
There won't be much bro noodling at the match between Portland and Seattle, that's for sure.
Portland fans "think they're punk-rock, underground, hard-core
superstars," said Jeff James, a 24-year-old software engineer singing
heartily in the raucous Emerald City Supporters' section. "They think
they're like, hipsters," said James, clad in skinny jeans, a plaid
shirt, shades and K-Swiss sneakers. 'And they think Seattle's like a
Portlanders also accuse Seattle residents of being soccer fans just for
the scarves—thousands of which Sounders marketers distributed for free
before their first game in 2009. "They're sellouts, man. They're like,
'Maybe I'll just wear this scarf and drink a lot of beer and go to this
stupid soccer game," said Timbers fan Maggie McCombs, 24-year-old
Portland waitress with a pierced lip who says she should know because
her brother lives in Seattle. "That's what I hear his friends say."
Love those scarves.
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After being hit on the wrist by a pitch in Friday's win (see story), Maikel Franco will not play today. Instead, Andres Blanco will take his place, hitting third in the lineup. Blanco was 2 for 2 replacing Franco in the third inning on Friday, with an RBI and a run scored.
Blanco has been reliable when called upon this season, hitting .264 with a .317 OBP in mostly a utility role.
Other than that, the lineup remains the same as Friday.
Peter Bourjos will leadoff after going 0 for 5 last night, followed by Odubel Herrara. After an All-Star first half, Herrara has hit .211 in July, but seemed to get back on track with three hits on Friday, while scoring two runs.
After a brutal stretch of games and an extended All-Star break, Aaron Nola returned to form vs. the Marlins last week, tossing six shutout innings. Nola again looks to prove the doubters wrong again today vs. the Pirates, who he has never faced in his brief career.
Here is tonight's lineup:
1. Peter Bourjos RF
2. Odubel Herrera CF
3. Andres Blanco 3B
4. Tommy Joseph 1B
5. Cameron Rupp C
6. Cody Asche LF
7. Freddy Galvis SS
8. Cesar Hernandez 2B
9. Aaron Nola P
Have any doubts about Joel Embiid's health?
Well take a look at this.
How about now?
Of course, this isn't live NBA action, and it is against 5-11 Drew Hanlen, a skills coach and consultant, but it's impressive nonetheless.
Charles Barkley is jumping on the Sixers bandwagon.
"I think the Sixers gonna get really good, really quickly, but it all depends on (Joel) Embiid," Barkley said. "They're not gonna win a championship the next couple years, but I think they can really become a perrenial playoff team in the next three years."
Sounds good, right? Not so fast. There are a lot of "ifs" according to Barkley.
Most of those "ifs" ride on the health of center Joel Embiid. If the big man gets healthy, and the Sixers can resolve the "glutton of big guys," Barkley likes the Sixers chances.
"I think the most important thing they need to figure out is if Joel Embiid is going to be healthy. ... I like (Jahlil) Okafor and I like (Nerlens) Noel, but they gotta figure out if Joel Embiid is going to be healthy.
"I like Ben Simmons, but that team's got a long way to go," Barkley said.
To hear more of Barkley's thoughts on the Sixers' future, watch the full video above.