At Least Taser Bro Asked His Dad For Permission Before Running Onto the Field

From the Inquirer:

"He said, 'Dad, can I run on the field? I said, 'I don't think you
should, son.' "

"This would be a once in a lifetime experience!" the son said.

It should also be noted that Steve Consalvi, the 17-year old who ran onto the field last night at Citizens Bank Park and was promptly tasered, was neither drinking nor on drugs last night. But he is on his way to attend Penn State University next year. We are!