Clinton Portis' Mom Takes No Shit

Clinton Portis' Mom Takes No Shit
January 3, 2006, 3:17 pm
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Found this over at Deadspin:

What kind of woman would raise a man who would wear a costume like this? What kind of woman could raise such a spawn?

The type that will bust you in the mouth, of course.

According to The Washington Post, during Sunday’s Redskins win over the Eagles in Philadelphia, some totally-out-of-character-for-Philly fan poured beer on Rhonnel Hearn, otherwise known as Clinton Portis’ mother. She didn’t handle it well, turning around and punching the woman in the face.

I think it's safe to say that if you go to an Eagles game there is a good chance you are getting beer spilled on you.  Just think about the sheer amount of beer purchased, the steep steps, the less than sober hooligans.  It has happened to me and it is bound to happen to you.

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