Deer Chad Johnson.

Deer Chad Johnson.
February 21, 2005, 9:14 am
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Deer Chad Johnson,  I'm busy, but allow Chad Johnson to entertain you in the spirit of Christmas:

"You know there are a lot of deer in the area. Don’t laugh. There are a
lot of deer in the area of Cincinnati, so if you see a deer come out
there, don’t say I didn’t tell you. I’m serious. I hit him. He’s
bandaged up, but he’s going to come out. Don’t laugh. Y’all think I’m
playing. Trust me, I’ve got Rudolph. His nose is red. …

No, on the highway I hit a deer. I kept him. He’s at home in the
garage. I’m going to use him for the celebration this weekend. He’s a
prop. They might suspend me for the last game, but I think this one is
worth it.

He’s limping, but he’s alive. He’s all right. This is going to be the
greatest celebration of all-time, man. I actually use an animal. I’ll
probably get in trouble with the Humane Society, everybody. It wasn’t
my fault: He ran in the road."

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