It's being reported by Ryan Seacrest that Tony Romo received a lap dance from none other than Britney Spears on his recent trip to L.A. during his bye week. As fun as this story sounds, Tony no-hands isn't having any of it. While he admits they were at the same place, he says they were definitely not together, "She was at the same place. I wasn't partying with her, that's
Bummer. And for the record, I can't say I know too many human beings with a penis who would say no to a lap dance from Miss I'm-a-slave-for-you despite what level of trailer trash she has spiraled into.