I don't eat Wheaties. First of all, they suck. Second, I don't usually eat breakfast. Third, did I mention Wheaties are terrible? I'm looking at some dusty cardboard boxes in the corner that probably taste better, same nutritional value too.
If they're going to put World Series Champions on the box every year though, news flash: YOU FORGOT 2008! The guys over at Home Run Derby uncovered the mystery of the neglected champions, and created some mock-ups of their own ideas for the cereal box that never was, including my favorite after the jump.
Make it happen, General Mills.
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