Not that there's anything wrong with that. The article is one of those, you have to read it all to get the full effect. But in the first couple lines alone, Johnny Weir, gold medal hopeful in figure skating, calls Vai, former Philadelphia Eagle, "honey" and refers to himself as a "princess."
He showed up a half hour late and when he did, I wasn't quite sure it was him. I didn't realize how tiny he is. He might be the only guy I'd describe as "petite." ...
I don't mean the fashion. I mean the sizes. Most women would kill to have his body. Five-nine and I'd guess 125 pounds. That would make him the same size as my wife.
Dude's from Amish country, Quarryville, PA to be exact. I'm sorry, I don't really know why I posted this, perhaps my sister will find it interesting. More on Johnny Weir:
-All sorts of videos.
-Video of Weir talking about how he used to skate on frozen cornfields in Pennsylvania.
-Vai and Weir go shopping [NBC10]
-Johnny Weir Has Had It Up To Here with Your Rules [Deadspin]
-Why Johnny Weir Rocks [OutSports]
EASTON, Pa. -- Tanoh Kpassagnon returned a fumble 25 yards on the first offensive play of the game and Jeff Steeb returned an interception 45 yards to close the scoring and Villanova defeated Lafayette 31-14 on Saturday night.
Aaron Forbes, who ran for 111 yards on 11 carries, scored on a 3-yard run in the third quarter to put the Wildcats (3-1) up 24-14 after the Leopards (1-3) had rallied after falling behind 17-0.
Javon White's 1-yard plunge made it 17-0 for Villanova but Lafayette's Drew Reed hit Yasir Thomas for a 14-yard score just before halftime. Reed connected with Tim Vangelas on a 19-yard score early in the third quarter.
Lafayette finished with four turnovers with Rob Rolle picking off two passes, including one he returned 100 yards for a touchdown that was nullified by a penalty.
Villanova had 378 yards of offense, 238 on the ground while Lafayette had 342, 272 through the air.
TORONTO -- Justin Morrow scored in the 70th minute and Toronto FC salvaged a point with a 1-1 draw with the Union on Saturday night.
Morrow made a run from his left back position, and midfielder Jonathan Osorio laid the ball off to Morrow for a tight-angle shot. Toronto (13-8-9) had its second straight home tie,
Alejandro Bedoya scored for Philadelphia (11-11-9) in the 25th minute. Bedoya took a pass from Fabian Herbers with his back to the Toronto goal, quickly spun past the Toronto back line and chipped a shot that looped over goalkeeper Clint Irwin.