Mitchell Report McCarthyism Day

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At 2PM today, the Mitchell Report will be released, and there is speculation that it will include everything from MVPs to All-Stars to Jason Grimsley. The question on every Phillies fan's mind is, which of the current or recent players will be named?

It's blasphemy to even consider that any of the big three could have done this. Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, and Jimmy Rollins are actually part of a covert ops team that intercepts HGH on its way from the labs and sees that it's destroyed. It's true. Oh and Cole Hamels drives the black van. )

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