Nobody Cares About Your Fantasy Team: Week Eleven Results

Nobody Cares About Your Fantasy Team: Week Eleven Results

The class of the 700 Level Inaugural Fantasy League continued to further establish itself this week. MagicMac#5 would now have to be considered #1 on the Power Rankings, with his 41-point win over Findum Pluckum and Flee (led by a league-high 30 points contributed by Dolphins stoner Ricky Williams), but at #1A is fellow 8-3er Team Vicktory!, with 83 points and the W over The Marmots (despite a Birds-leading 15 points from DeSean Jackson). Unfortunately, our Team Enrico took a step back with a merely-great-not-superhuman week from his star back Chris Johnson, dropping to 6-5 against the now 7-4 (and arguable league wildcard) Colorado Towelies.

In other news, my Edmonton Enigmas edged out our football man Kulp's Andy Reid Drug Emporium, dropping him back into the league cellar (sup KULP) and despite a second name-change, Koy Detmer's Neckbeard/Pigeon Boys/The 4th & 26ers just can't seem to find the right balance, losing by 19 to team Kibbles n Vicks.

The playoffs are coming up, boys and girls. The time to hesitate is through. Full stats and standings after the jump.

1. MagicMac#5 (8-3)
2. Team Vicktory! (8-3)
3. South Park Towelies (7-4)
4. Wildcat Malt Offense (6-5)
5. Team Enrico (6-5)
6. The Marmots (5-5-1)
7. The 4th and 26ers (5-6)
8. Findum Pluckum and Flee (5-6)
9. Hayyy, Girl! (5-6)
10. Kibbles n Vicks (4-7)
11. Edmonton Enigmas (3-7-1)
12. Andy Reid Drug Emporium (3-8)

DeSean Jackson - 15 (Marmots)
Donovan McNabb - 15 (Vicktory!)
LeSean McCoy - 13 (MagicMac)
Jason Avant - 8 (Reid)
David Akers - 6 (Wildcat)
Jeremy Maclin - 6 (Towelies)
Eagles D - 5 (Findum)
Brent Celek - 3 (Detmer/Pigeon/26ers)
Leonard Weaver - 1 (Girl)
Eldra Buckley - 0 (Enrico--did get one carry, though!)
Kevin Curtis - 0 (Enigmas)
Alex Smith - 0 (Kibbles)

Sixers name Elton Brand as Player Development Consultant

Sixers name Elton Brand as Player Development Consultant

Elton Brand is back with the Sixers, albeit not on the court.

The Sixers agreed with the former NBA forward to name Brand Player Development Consultant. In a press release, the team said Brand will be working with Sixers players in 'every facet of their on- and off-court development' while also working in the front office.

“We are extremely excited to bring Elton Brand back into the organization where he will be a valuable resource to our young and developing team," Bryan Colangelo said in the release. "Elton’s leadership and character displayed throughout his playing career as a player align perfectly with our vision, direction and culture of this basketball team, coaching staff and management group."

Brand retired during training camp after 17 NBA seasons, including five with the Sixers over two stints. The 6-foot-8 forward came out of retirement last season to provide a veteran presence for the Sixers and eventually played in 17 games when the team was snakebitten by injuries. 

He will now continue to be an influence on the Sixers' young core thanks to his new role with the basketball operations department.

No. 1 Villanova vs. La Salle: Wildcats look to stay hot vs. Explorers at Palestra

No. 1 Villanova vs. La Salle: Wildcats look to stay hot vs. Explorers at Palestra

No. 1 Villanova (8-0) at La Salle (4-2) 
7 p.m. at The Palestra

Villanova, now the top-ranked team in the country, travels to the Palestra on Tuesday night for another Big 5 game, this one against La Salle (the home team), which has won three straight games.

Let's get you ready for the matchup:

Last time out
La Salle beat Bucknell, 83-73, on Saturday.

Villanova won, 88-47, over Saint Joseph’s.

Scouting report
Villanova, which is undefeated, has become the No. 1 team in the country after beating St. Joe’s handily on Saturday. Josh Hart, who had a triple-double in the game, has been a major reason for the Wildcats' success so far this season. The senior is averaging 17.1 points, 6.5 rebounds and 3.9 assists per game. 

La Salle has won three games in a row after losing at the buzzer to Texas Southern on its homecoming game. Against Bucknell, Jordan Price had 20 points, while B.J. Johnson had 22. Johnson, a transfer from Syracuse, leads the team in scoring with 18.7 points per game.

What it means
Villanova is the best in the country right now, and it moved up to No. 1 after Kentucky lost to UCLA. Another win will give the Wildcats good momentum heading into their Saturday matchup with No. 23 Notre Dame. A victory would also extend Villanova's all-time record Big 5 winning streak to 16 games.

La Salle head coach John Gianinni could potentially be on the hot seat if the Explorers suffer another poor season. A win against the defending national champions would alleviate any chatter about his status.

Series history
This is the first and only time the Big 5 rivals will meet this season. Jay Wright is 13-2 all-time against the Explorers, and his group blew them out last season, 76-47.

What’s next?
La Salle will head to Miami for the Hoophall Miami Invitational to take on Georgetown this Saturday at the American Airlines Arena.

Villanova travels to Newark, New Jersey, to meet No. 23 Notre Dame at the Prudential Center.