Larry Brown’s chaotic 331-day term as coach of the Knicks
netted him $28.5 million — or $1.24 million for each of the 23
victories he posted last season — after he was awarded $18.5 million in
a settlement with the team.
Jesus. We're all in the wrong profession. Why couldn't I have been born a basketball genius? I'm still waiting on Larry to coach high school basketball. That'd be awesome.