It appears the flooding knocked out our Internet for a couple hours last night. We're not sure what happened. As you may know, most of the global Internets are powered by thousands of hamsters running on their wheels -- not here. We use alternative sources of energy, namely guys batting a ball back and forth for hours. This creates tremendous amounts of kinetic energy which is translated into tiny bits of binary code, traveling across fiber optic wires and finally forming words and pictures.
We're sorry we have nothing new for you just yet today. We've been wet and out of power. Don't fret: a full two hour-long tutorial on how our website is powered after the jump.
(Also, this YouTube blogger shit is.. yeah. Wow. Eagles!)