Pickle Report: Philly Fans Seeking to Enrich Uranium

Pickle Report: Philly Fans Seeking to Enrich Uranium
May 25, 2010, 8:42 am
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According to senior Pentagon officials, Philadelphia sports fans have
begun enriching uranium in hopes of getting it to bomb-quality levels
and may be just 3-5 years away building a usable nuclear weapon.

"It could happen even quicker if any of them were sober,"
said Lieutenant General Ronald Burgess, director of the Defense
Intelligence Agency.

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