Rosenhaus Reigns Supreme

Rosenhaus Reigns Supreme
January 16, 2005, 5:53 am
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Those Penn kids are a crazy bunch.  What if Drew Rosenhaus decided to ditch the glam of sports agent and jump into the world of political representation?  I was waiting for the Next Question joke before I even clicked on the link.  Enjoy.

DailyPenn: Rosenhaus' new gig Alito:

Well," he said. "Not exactly. Basically, I've been doing a lot of thinking about what's going on with T.O. these days. Consider the following: He's spent a lot of time warming the bench lately. He has a lot of experience with contracts. He's quite familiar with large checks and balances, as well as oral arguments. And many of his decisions are without precedent."

"What's that have to do with new projects, Drew?" I asked, baffled.

"I'm changing teams, Mel," he said. "The more I thought about T.O., the more I realized that I want to represent the Supreme Court nominees instead of football players. They're basically the same thing."

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