The Beard of Truth

The Beard of Truth
July 23, 2010, 9:25 am
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As we noted yesterday, Jayson Werth once again trimmed off his once mythical beard. BeardOfTruth.com appeared in our web browser this afternoon and, to be honest, the room got a little dusty when we watched the tribute. We believe the site may be from the previous time Jayson Werth shaved his beard, but the heartfelt words and sentiments are as applicable as ever.

"We're gathered here today to mourn the loss of someone near and dear: the beard of Jayson Werth," the mystical beard of Youk speaks. "I myself will never forget the time the little boy rode Werthbacha, as Werthbacha rode a dolphin while listening to a boombox. But alas, it is no more."

It ends with a remixed version of Bone Thugz N Harmony's "Crossroads." Makes you want to pour out a little Aqua Velva for a lost bro's beard.

I'd suggest checking out the Beard of Truth YouTube page for extra beard skits:

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