Tom Brady Gets Small House in Heaven

Tom Brady Gets Small House in Heaven
January 27, 2005, 4:47 am
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Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.  They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window.  "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous EAGLES logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles jersey with the number 5.

Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.  I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Donovan McNabb get a better house than me?  "God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Donovan's house, it's mine."

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