In the latest edition of Charles being Charles, we've learned that 11-time NBA All-Star and one-time NBA MVP Charles Barkley does not know how to tie a tie.
TNT cameras actually caught Sixers' beat writer Dei Lynam tying it for him prior to the Sixers' nationally televised game with the Spurs on Monday night.
Underrated portion of the clip sees Neil Hartman just watching in amusement as Charles tries and fails.
Why does no part of this story seem in any way surprising?
Your preferred knot? Drop some Windsor wisdom in the comments.
One side over the other, and through, then around ... DAMNIT!