This is like a week old but I was on vacation and am just seeing it today and feel like one of you may want to invite the Level crew and probably half of our readers over for one giant booze-filled block party in the near future. Because someone stole a shit ton of booze from the U.S. Open last week.
Come on, you can tell us, was it you? We won't snitch.
Someone stole about $10,000 worth of alcohol from the tournament's Trophy Club tent on Tuesday, according to Haverford Township police. The Open took place at Merion Golf Club last Thursday through Sunday.
The Trophy Club is "an exclusive on-site, air-conditioned pavilion with live U.S. Open coverage located at Haverford College, approximately 400 yards from the clubhouse parking area and the 18th hole at Merion Golf Club," the U.S. Open's spectator guide says.
We asked our U.S. Open correspondent about the Trophy Club and he had very little to add, except that he tried to park there on the Monday of tourney week and was denied entrance and they weren't very nice about it.
Country Clubs, psh.