We kind of ignored the recent Terrell Owens stories relating to PEDs because there wasn't any real meat to the story. But the fact that T.O. went out and upgraded his phone plan makes us laugh. From ESPN's Hashmarks:
Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens has upgraded his
phone plan since league officials couldn't reach him two weeks ago for
a random drug test. Here's the video of
him discussing his entry into the "reasonable cause" testing program,
which is reserved for players who don't return messages promptly.
I guess that Boost Mobile plan just didn't cut it.