When 200,000 NFL fans descend on one location, there are going to be a lot of bad jerseys. A lot.
Among a sea of Carson Wentz jerseys, here’s a look at some of the jerseys actual people were actually wearing out in public at the 2017 NFL draft.
1. Cleveland Browns QBs
I’m surprised I didn’t see more, to be honest, but I ended up seeing a total of five former Browns QBs represented at the 2017 NFL draft, with the only star being Bernie Kosar. The other four have a combined record of 34-71. Welcome to the dynasty, DeShone Kizer.
2. Shane Falco
Standing next to a Wentz jersey makes this even better. Shane Falco, played by Keanu Reeves in the movie The Replacements, was one of a few fake jerseys floating around. There was word of a Ray Finkle jersey among the masses, but unfortunately, no photos have surfaced.
3. Every Eagles Fan’s Nightmare
These two shouldn’t be allowed to walk around together. Nick Foles is back in the fold for the Birds this season, but seeing him next to a Wentz jersey in a walking boot is a sight for sore eyes for anyone hoping No. 11 stays healthy all season long. Let’s hope this doesn’t become a reality.
Where does one even get a No. 69 Harambe Dolphins jersey? The internet is a weird place.
5. The McCoy to McCaffrey
This jersey lasted all of eight picks before Christian McCaffrey went to the Carolina Panthers on Thursday night. There were a lot of Eagles McCoy jerseys, and even a few Bills fans with his name on their backs, so we can appreciate the effort here as well as the headwear.
6. 17 catches
Donte Stallworth pulled in a total of 17 passes for the Browns in 2008 for 170 yards.
7. Big Money Maxwell
Byron Maxwell made a big-money move to the Eagles in 2015, but lasted just one lackluster season before he was traded to Miami as the Birds moved up in the 2016 draft. There were a number of Maxwell, Kiko Alonso and Nnamdi Asomugha jerseys in the crowd that just need to be retired.
8. It’s been a while...
He had a fine career for the New York Jets, but Wayne Chrebet hasn’t caught a pass in the NFL since 2005.
9. Tebow Time
When the player on your jersey doesn’t even play the same sport anymore, it’s time to move on. Tebow was featured in just four preseason games for the Eagles in 2015.
10. Right guy, wrong team
Donovan McNabb went 5-8 during his forgettable one-year stint as the quarterback for the Washington Redskins. I kinda get wearing this in Philadelphia, but it’s probably time to move on.