Really, the headline should just be: Sixers acquire player with guaranteed salary who there's a chance you might have heard of.
It's every iron worker's dream to be featured as a cartoon character next to cartoon character versions of Philadelphia Eagles players like Nick Foles, Shady McCoy, Connor Barwin quaffing his hair
Lotta questions going into this upcoming Sixers’ season: For one, are they joking?
2014 record: 5-1 (1st in the NFC West)
As has been demonstrated on PST over the past few weeks, if you put a microphone in front of Evan Mathis, he will most certainly say some entertaining things.