On Sunday at PPL Park, a really good soccer player scored four goals to lead the home team to a convincing victory in a championship game.
In the end, the Union were eliminated from playoff contention in the most Uniony was possible.
At this point, there’s not much more you can say about Landon Donovan.
Do you also want to see your favorite players get pegged in the butt with a soccer ball? Do you also want to see the terrible Ebola virus eradicated?