Philebrity has obtained a copy of the transcripts from Bud Selig's press conference. Here's a snipit.
SELIG: After consulting with Buck, McCarver, Karl Rove, John McCain and Chris Wheeler, we’ve, um, determined that we will resume play when conditions most favor the Tampa Bay Rays.
REPORTER #2: Yes, of course, but will play resume in Philadelphia?
SELIG: Unfortunately, it will have to. A group of Philadelphia fans
have circled the stadium here, and while we have been lucky enough to
arrange for a Black Hawk helicopter to remove myself, Buck and McCarver
from left field in the dead of the night, I’m afraid the Rays have not
been so lucky because, um, look, c’mon: These guys are a dogshit podunk
team that we’ve propped up just for shits and giggles. They can’t
afford helicopters! Get real! They’ll be lucky if they get out of here
before Thanksgiving.
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