The Evster

23h

The best Hannukah present I’ve ever received – AND IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE – was this pair of tightie whities given to me by my late Aunt Maxine (she’s not dea

1w
I don’t know how people raise children. It seems terrifying. Every minute of every day is spent making sure they don’t die.
3w

This Thanksgiving, some of you lucky bastards will get to watch the entire Eagles-Cowboys game while sitting on your couch with a giant plate of shit stew.

1m

I think we can all agree that Penn State people are the worst. Between #THON and Pokey Sticks and a certain serial child molester, everything about Penn State is insufferable.

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