The Evster


Historically, Philadelphia has been known for producing some of the niftiest, roughest, most ill na na basketball players on the planet.


This past Monday morning, at approximately 10:03 AM, while you were busy wasting away in your office cubicle, or having your moles checked by a dermatologist, or sharing pictures of your


College. It's an amazing time to be alive, while incredibly stupid, before the bleak realities of life wash over you and turn you into a depressed, vest-wearing old man.


Most people who read coming from Facebook just think of The Evster as some dopey idiot. And they're mostly right.